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That's it.

2010-03-26 16:16:29 by evan210
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I've tried. I really have. But no matter how hard, I still end up a failure. I have almost no friends. I rarely talk to people. I can't do anything right. Everyone hates me and no one cares about me. My parents don't trust me, and they don't believe I can do anything by myself without some sort of help. Nobody gives a shit about how I feel or what I think. Whenever I think I made a friend, it turns out they were either using me, trying to hurt me, or something else that causes our "friendship" to end quickly, leaving me there with nothing. It happens regardless of how I treat them. But I found a solution. No one can hurt a dead body. Yes, that's right. Suicide. I'm going to slit my wrists, then my throat, and if I'm still alive and able, I'll stab myself in the stomach just to make sure. I've heard it before. "Suicide isn't the only way". Well fuck you, how would you know? In my case it is. We're all different Besides... even if I have a successful life, which I doubt, what's the point of it? We die anyway. Ultimately, nothing will be different. I'll still end up a useless corpse. And honestly, that seems more appealing than being lonely and getting ridiculed every day. Now to those of you very few people that care at all about me, I'm sorry. To the rest, fuck you and go to hell. As soon as I press the send button, I'm picking up the 7" kitchen knife and letting my blood cover the floor.
This is fucking it.

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3/26/2010


My octopus is the president.

2010-02-26 19:32:01 by evan210
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wat.


Cartel is an extremely under-rated band.

2010-02-22 10:10:26 by evan210
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Just sayin'.

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Also, vote octopus for president.


OCTOPUS FOR PRESIDENT

2010-02-20 09:52:14 by evan210

http://election2010.freehostia.com/vot e.php?id=45


I wrote a JS script.

2010-02-18 17:33:45 by evan210

Copy/pasta this into your address bar:

javascript:i=Math.floor(Math.random()*
732)*9001; while (i>0){ a=confirm("The system has detected " + i + " viruses on your computer. We will now delete one of them."); if(a==(true)){ i--;}}


So I got permabanned.

2010-02-18 15:12:28 by evan210

ERROR - You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 30 days. You have 29 days, 12 hours, 2 minutes and 41 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: I'm tired of banning you. @*@*@PERMABAN@*@*@ -Poozy

Please read the BBS rules.


Best. Conversation. Ever.

2010-02-12 15:03:21 by evan210

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/fe 8fe00d074b961bbbdc789065b3fdf0


Level 26 Fab.

2010-02-11 16:12:26 by evan210

You don't see this every day.


VOTE FOR MEH

2010-02-11 13:30:54 by evan210

DO EET


Daft Sticks

2010-02-07 21:12:16 by evan210

Something I started a while ago, and might finish eventually.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/21 5865f91a0e4679b6249616bfb8069a